No need for roofies this year friends. Our 2011 international bang spots are major panty droppers. In 2010, we brought you some great places to get busy and by now, we know you’re itching for more (get some cream for that). Yours for the taking, here is OTP’s Top 10 Places to Have Sex Around the World in 2013:
Santorini Sunset Greece
It seems as though people here are just not that into wearing clothing. Their beaches are nude, the streets are lude and a little friskiness is always acceptable. In Santorini, hundreds gather every night to watch the romantic sunset over in the village of Oia. Snuggle up to someone semi-clothed and get your groove on. Let the downward moving sun set the mood and the darkness that follows unleash the beast.
Tide Pools Canary Islands, Spain
The beach along the coast of Fuerteventura (the island closest to Africa) changes structurally with the tides. During low tide, the water draws back and creates jacuzzi-like tide pools, trapping tropical fish inside its crevices. Park yourselves in the warm water hole and figure out the dynamics of underwater loving. You’ll give the fish an eye-full of wonder and they’ll thank you for rocking their world too.
Freaky Deeky Hut Jotunheimen, Norway
There is no electricity, no running water (this is where those handy wipes really come in….handy) and not much room to move. The thing is accessible by a long, back-breaking hike through rocky Norwegian mountains. All qualities that make it the best place to get your freak on. You will be sweaty, smelly, tired and cold. This releases the kind of pheromones even a dedicated monk couldn’t resist.
Sand Dune Ghost Town Namibia
Ghost towns are creepy (and as a result sexy) as funk. This one takes it up a notch. Built shortly after a worker found a diamond there in 1908, the town used to accommodate diamond mining personnel until the mine was exhausted in 1954. As it currently stands, the buildings have been reclaimed by sand dunes, piling pillows of soft sand inside. Defect from thisorganized tour, find a comfy dune and get down. Cleaning the sand from your crevices for hours will be well worth the experience.
World’s Oldest Carousel Prague
It goes round and round then up and down. Take advantage of the suggestive nature of this ride to kinky town. Double up, mount one of the inner-circle horsies and ride it, cowboy. Built in the 1890′s and situated in Letna Park, this thing is really old and squeaky (so go easy on it). Too many spectators on the very merry-go-round? No prob. Hop off and continue the party amongst the remains of the Stalin Monument nearby (destroyed in 1962 when people finally realized he was a huge jerk off).
Dog Sled Expedition East Greenland
Take advantage of global warming and do the deed in avalanche-prone Greenland while on a isolated dog-sledding expedition. Although your nights will be spent in a heated tent, to better ward off the cold, hump like bunnies. The only sound around is dogs breathing so keep the moaning inaudible (also, if the snow hears you, a world of hurt will be unleashed). Afterward, you can watch the detached ice caps serenely float by as a reminder of our world in crisis.
Hellingly Insane Asylum England
Get as crazy as you want because frankly, this place has seen worse. Like most mental asylums in England, Hellingly was closed due to laws passed in favor of a less brutal, isolated approach to housing the mentally ill. As it now stands, this place is derelict to the core with peeling paint, shattered windows and creep-tastic empty spaces. The main ballroom has become a frequent visiting spot for vandals and urban explorers alike. Get in some twisted screams (of the sane variety) against the walls of Hellingly to show it what mental really means.
Fertility Festival Japan
This is just too easy. It’s springtime and penis is in the air (vagina too). Known as Kanamara Matsuri (translation: Big Iron Penis Lord), this event centers around a portable penis shrine originally worshiped by prostitutes to ward off STDs (and we’ve just been using silly condoms all these years). During the festival, people haul the “shrine” down the streets while vendors sell penis-shaped everything (the lollipops are the best). Get in on the fertility-licous festivities by paying your own tribute to genitalia, be it out on the streets or somewhere more comfortable.
Swiss Chocolate Train Switzerland
Chocolate does wonders for your sex drive and the Swiss are known for their sweet confections. To take full advantage of your chocolate-induced horny daze, hop on the Swiss Chocolate Train at Montreux and ride it to Guyeres (a medieval cheese-making town, not sexy) then on to the Nestle chocolate factory (very sexy). If you have a Eurail pass, all you pay is a $22 reservation fee and you can ride the chocolate train through your sugar high hump fest.
World’s Largest Bathroom China
Bathrooms are never just for the ones and twos. The coveted number three is a popular bathroom activity and why not give yourself some elbow (knee?) room. The world’s largest pisser is made up of 4 floors of bathroom glory. Some toilets resemble animals and cartoon characters. This 30,000 square foot human waste wonderland even plays soothing music to accompany you while you engage in your chosen bathroom pursuits.
Condoms, we love them and you should use them. With that precautionary advisory out of the way, get out there and go apeshit. Discover, undress and conquer.